There is a reason cell phones shouldn't be used in public.

I overheard a guy making plans on the bus I was riding today. He said something like this, "Oh you have a little bit of vodka?...I'm sure that will work just fine. Oh and I have whatcha-ma-call-its and slim jims for sale." You would have to be a moron to not realize that he referring to some kind of drugs drugs, but he went ahead made it obvious for all of the dense bus riders: "Oh and I have Xanax too. Yeah, I might not even need that vodka."